fuckandyes:

I don’t care what the people say.

1 month ago 2 notes

insanelygaming:

Super Weird Fantasy, Bro - by Andy Kluthe

(via: Nerdragecomic)

(via fuckandyes)

2 months ago 815 notes

wnyc:

NOT AN ANIMATED GIF. (h/t @justinwolfers)

2 months ago

"Sorry, I don’t know how to save a file."

- someone who needed help saving a file, my job.

2 months ago

You do not aim yo-yos at people.

Pfft! Speak for yourself! I take the ISLAND COURAGE approach to life! RADI-COLA!

Ask me anything

5 months ago
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My pillow.

Alternate ending to what I wrote here 

Because I did say that, and my mother ignored me. It would have been hilarious if she said this though. 

Also, fixed the colors. 

7 months ago

1998 Style

CJ: it's hard to believe people don't know where to start in MST3k, but that is a larger symptom of the fact that it is hard to believe people aren't between the ages of 25-30
Chris: Ha. "Start with whichever one comes on SciFi on Saturday at 10 PM."
CJ: wake up a bit earlier to catch Vampire Hunter D and have your first feelings of arousal mixed with shame courtesy of Apollo Smile
7 months ago 12 notes

twentypercentcooler:

“You are a computer salesman — I am fucking JAMES BOND.”

Sean Connery responds to Steve Jobs’ attempt to get him to be the Mac spokesman.

7 months ago 450 notes

How do feel about being asked pervy questions?

Pervy I’m fine with. I just don’t take them seriously.

Ask me anything

7 months ago