May 2012
20 posts
Me and Siri
Me: Is that rain?
LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW
Me: Yup.
I Don't Hate Men... but I'm a Feminist
I’ve been in a conversation on g+ with people I respect, and like (and some I don’t know at all). The problem, of course, is that these people I like and respect, I also know from the internet, and while I like and respect them, we have a difference of opinions on a lot of things - which is fine, I don’t want everyone I know to agree with me.
But this conversation began with a...
“Uuuugggghhhh I get it, frames are dropping YOU DON’T NEED TO WARN ME SHIT...”
– me, just now to Final Cut pro, an annoying program that is holding me captive. Send help and coffee. But none of that decaf crap.
“I hate that movie so much I wish I could go back in time to when his mother was...”
– Me, when trying to explain why “I wish I could go back in time and punch him” isn’t really effective enough to a friend.
I don't deny it...
Me: ...I know what Church sounds like. I've been there before.
Natalie: Wow, I'm surprised that the church didn't collapse around you and that lightning didn't strike you dead when you went in..
Me: Well, it's been a while.
PAUSE
Natalie: I like that your defense is that you haven't been in church in a while when I essentially called you Satan.
Me: Eh, why deny it.
April 2012
3 posts
Note to self:
Dear Self:
Hi, it’s me again, you. Next semester, don’t take any classes that start at 8pm. Getting home at 11pm sucks, mostly because you miss any show you want to watch and are too sleepy to watch them on DVR, so you forget to watch them until the season’s over, and let’s face it, that’s stupid.
While we’re on the subject, if you are going to take an 8pm...
March 2012
1 post
Play Mass Effect 3
Me: Maaaaan, my Shepard just can't catch a break with this guy!
Mom: How do you mean?
Me: Well, in the first game, we were totally boyfriend/girlfriend, and in the second game I died and kinda got brought back from the dead and he dumped me, and now this!
Mom: Well maybe they just want her to be cynical.
Me: ...She's cynical enough... I just want my Shepard to be happy!
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
3 posts
“Sorry, I don’t know how to save a file.”
– someone who needed help saving a file, my job.
August 2011
1 post
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You do not aim yo-yos at people.
Pfft! Speak for yourself! I take the ISLAND COURAGE approach to life! RADI-COLA!
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June 2011
26 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
1998 Style
CJ: it's hard to believe people don't know where to start in MST3k, but that is a larger symptom of the fact that it is hard to believe people aren't between the ages of 25-30
Chris: Ha. "Start with whichever one comes on SciFi on Saturday at 10 PM."
CJ: wake up a bit earlier to catch Vampire Hunter D and have your first feelings of arousal mixed with shame courtesy of Apollo Smile
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How do feel about being asked pervy questions?
Pervy I’m fine with. I just don’t take them seriously.
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Would you like to talk a bit on facebooks cupid...
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I could talk to someone who is clearly a bot and abuses the English language like that,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3g5bSm8c7k
Ask some other people who send me links on formspring. I don’t watch them.
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how often do you watch your brother's stream?
Every now and again. I try to drop in during D&D, and sometimes when I hear him shouting. I used to watch it more last year, but then I got a job, and then going back to school means I have marginally less time to watch. Now that it’s summer I go in and out a lot.
And when there’s an issue and I know the stream’s down (like, when we have a power outage) I take it upon myself...
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What TV show do you wish would go off the air for...
I only get one? Geeze Louise! I don’t even watch that much TV to begin with… well… I’ll say Diners Drive-Ins and Dives. I can NOT stand Guy Fieri. Everything about him just sets my teeth on edge.
Along with Guy, I’d also like to see Sandra Lee, Paula Dean, Rachael Ray, and Giada diLaurentiis gone too.
I know, mostly women… women who DON’T BELONG ON THE...
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If you could have an endless supply of any food,...
Sunflower seeds. Salted. Either Plain, Nacho, or BBQ flavored. I could sit here and eat 20 bags full of them if I had the opportunity.
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If you had to throw away either your TV or your...
TV. I’d miss my X-Box and Wii until I got a swanky computer monitor I could connect those to.
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What was the best advice you've ever received?
You know, in all my years, I don’t think I’ve ever received one piece of advice ever. God knows I needed it.
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If you could go back in time 10 years and tell...
I’d slap myself on the head and say “Stop fucking around, and don’t fuck around so much when you’re in college. And cheer the fuck up.” My younger self would only respond to cursing.
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What was your favorite childhood toy?
Cardboard boxes. They were the best. I loved hiding in them and pretending I was in a cave or a car or a castle or a spaceship…. man…. cardboard boxes rule!
I think I’ll go build a blanket fort now.
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formspring.me
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Your opinion on the new console Nintendo just...
You have a problem with asking the same question twice. I would double check my settings were I you cause this is ridic.
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Your opinion on the new console Nintendo just...
I have no opinion. As much as I know how important these things are to the industry, I don’t care about the systems until they’re actually released, or at least demo’d by people that are not the company themselves.
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What does your average day consist of?
Sleeping and playing video games. Sometimes writing. Most times day dreaming. Many instance of annoying my rats. Basil says hi. She was busy grooming my ears.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAS_wmiYTzE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAS_wmiYTzE
I am now going to specifically avoid watching this.
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