December 2011
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November 2011
3 posts
“Sorry, I don’t know how to save a file.”
– someone who needed help saving a file, my job.
August 2011
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You do not aim yo-yos at people.
Pfft! Speak for yourself! I take the ISLAND COURAGE approach to life! RADI-COLA!
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June 2011
26 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
1998 Style
CJ: it's hard to believe people don't know where to start in MST3k, but that is a larger symptom of the fact that it is hard to believe people aren't between the ages of 25-30
Chris: Ha. "Start with whichever one comes on SciFi on Saturday at 10 PM."
CJ: wake up a bit earlier to catch Vampire Hunter D and have your first feelings of arousal mixed with shame courtesy of Apollo Smile
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How do feel about being asked pervy questions?
Pervy I’m fine with. I just don’t take them seriously.
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Would you like to talk a bit on facebooks cupid...
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I could talk to someone who is clearly a bot and abuses the English language like that,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3g5bSm8c7k
Ask some other people who send me links on formspring. I don’t watch them.
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how often do you watch your brother's stream?
Every now and again. I try to drop in during D&D, and sometimes when I hear him shouting. I used to watch it more last year, but then I got a job, and then going back to school means I have marginally less time to watch. Now that it’s summer I go in and out a lot.
And when there’s an issue and I know the stream’s down (like, when we have a power outage) I take it upon myself...
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What TV show do you wish would go off the air for...
I only get one? Geeze Louise! I don’t even watch that much TV to begin with… well… I’ll say Diners Drive-Ins and Dives. I can NOT stand Guy Fieri. Everything about him just sets my teeth on edge.
Along with Guy, I’d also like to see Sandra Lee, Paula Dean, Rachael Ray, and Giada diLaurentiis gone too.
I know, mostly women… women who DON’T BELONG ON THE...
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If you could have an endless supply of any food,...
Sunflower seeds. Salted. Either Plain, Nacho, or BBQ flavored. I could sit here and eat 20 bags full of them if I had the opportunity.
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If you had to throw away either your TV or your...
TV. I’d miss my X-Box and Wii until I got a swanky computer monitor I could connect those to.
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What was the best advice you've ever received?
You know, in all my years, I don’t think I’ve ever received one piece of advice ever. God knows I needed it.
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If you could go back in time 10 years and tell...
I’d slap myself on the head and say “Stop fucking around, and don’t fuck around so much when you’re in college. And cheer the fuck up.” My younger self would only respond to cursing.
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What was your favorite childhood toy?
Cardboard boxes. They were the best. I loved hiding in them and pretending I was in a cave or a car or a castle or a spaceship…. man…. cardboard boxes rule!
I think I’ll go build a blanket fort now.
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Your opinion on the new console Nintendo just...
You have a problem with asking the same question twice. I would double check my settings were I you cause this is ridic.
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Your opinion on the new console Nintendo just...
I have no opinion. As much as I know how important these things are to the industry, I don’t care about the systems until they’re actually released, or at least demo’d by people that are not the company themselves.
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What does your average day consist of?
Sleeping and playing video games. Sometimes writing. Most times day dreaming. Many instance of annoying my rats. Basil says hi. She was busy grooming my ears.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAS_wmiYTzE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAS_wmiYTzE
I am now going to specifically avoid watching this.
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Reblog with your 10 favourite Female TV Characters
tickledfancy:
Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Dr. Caroline Todd, Green Wing
Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development
Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Jill Tyrrell, Nighty Night
Ann Perkins, Parks and Recreation
Dr. Cristina Yang, Grey’s Anatomy
Dr. Callie Torres, Grey’s Anatomy
Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous
Daisy Steiner, Spaced!
It was hard to choose! If mini-series were included, it...
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If you saw someone outside your window staring at...
Stare tight back at them, lick my lips, and touch myself inappropriately.
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Has anyone read Neuromancer? If so, what are your...
I’m sure people have read Neuromancer. I haven’t. I don’t really care one way or the other.
Actually, I never even heard of it. Sounds lame. Neuromancer. I hate it when people add “mancer” at the end of words. What does this person do? Control brains? Pfft.
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If you were in a band, what instrument would you...
Electric Triangle, Bellatrix and the LaStranges. We’d be a Wrock band.
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What do you taste like?
My instinct is to say tuna.
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May 2011
18 posts
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I just had a sci-fi dream about Formspring. Your...
Get a life?
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A graphic representation of data abstracted from...
I totally don’t care.
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The matrix has its roots in primitive arcade...
….kay
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Your thoughts on the cyberpunk genre?
I have nothing against it
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what is the best way to murder somebody?
in print.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQcYzjlxwk0 fucking...
I would get that problem looked at if I were you.
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At Least He Was Original
Me: (sitting, searching on phone for a restaurant to eat at on the steps of Union Square)
Guy: Hey red.
Me: (looks up)
Guy: (flips signs) Thor
Isn't Mighty
You know who is?
I am.
Me: I don't know about that, you don't have Mjolnir.
Guy: I don't need that, I got this (beats chest)
Me: Ok.
Guy: (continues to flip sign) Can you spare
Some Change
Me: Sorry I don't have any.
Guy: Not a dollar, not even a quarter?
Me: Nope. I just have my card. You have a credit card machine?
Guy: (walks away)
Me: Thor wouldn't have needed one.
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want some peniscake?
Are we talking about a cake made of penises or a penis made of cake. One of those is delicious.
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why are so fat?
TEXT PARSER ERROR
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how many times have you had sex? (assuming you're...
I’ve had sex a handful of times between two people. And when I say between two people I mean BETWEEN two people Booya!
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if your penis could fly, where would you fly it...
If my penis could fly, it would fly back to me. Since I’m thrilled with my vagina, I wouldn’t want o replace it though… I don’t know where I’d attach it. Maybe my head and I could tell people I’m a unicorn.
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Do you have Skype?
Yes.
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♪ mooooo gooooo gai pan! ♪
Not a fan. I love Lo Main though… it’s clearly not as musical.
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if you had a frog, what would you name him?
Hypnotoad.
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which movies have you enjoyed, but have been...
Hmmm… lots. I enjoyed Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Thumbelina, Newsies… probably loads others. Usually I can manage to enjoy even the worst movies… it’s either an ability to turn my brain off or lack of a brain. I don’t know which
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Lose some weight you Weaboo scum.
Fat bitch
The only thing I take exception to is being called a weaboo. Srsly. I enjoyed anime at one point in my life and sometimes watch those anime again. I’m certainly not going to glomp you at a con.
Mostly because I don’t glomp, but also because you sent this anonymously… since you’re anonymous I don’t know who to not avoid confronting in a public area.
So, Mr....
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April 2011
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