| Me: (sitting, searching on phone for a restaurant to eat at on the steps of Union Square)
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| Guy: Hey red.
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| Me: (looks up)
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| Guy: (flips signs) Thor
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| Isn't Mighty
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| You know who is?
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| I am.
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| Me: I don't know about that, you don't have Mjolnir.
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| Guy: I don't need that, I got this (beats chest)
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| Me: Ok.
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| Guy: (continues to flip sign) Can you spare
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| Some Change
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| Me: Sorry I don't have any.
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| Guy: Not a dollar, not even a quarter?
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| Me: Nope. I just have my card. You have a credit card machine?
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| Guy: (walks away)
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| Me: Thor wouldn't have needed one. |
